ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum spends a ridiculous amount of time shopping for his prom dress. After weeks of desperate searching, he stumbles upon this tiny boutique in a town miles from his own, and finds the dress of his dreams. It’s absolutely perfect. When his prom comes around, he wears the dress,…

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum is eating peanut butter then he eats to much and gets that really awkward feeling in his throat/chest and he runs to the fridge only to find out that there’s no more milk and is forced to stand there with the awkward lump waiting until it finally goes down

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum melts when Dorothy throws a bucket of water on his after he tries to steal her ruby slippers.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets pantsed on live television and all of the people on Tumblr make gifs of him in his sweater vest and his Care-bear boxers

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets pantsed on live television and all of the people on Tumblr make gifs of him in his sweater vest and his Care-bear boxers

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets pantsed on live television and all of the people on Tumblr make gifs of him in his sweater vest and his Care-bear boxers

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum wakes up in the middle of the night and hears his dog whining to go out but he doesn’t think anything of it, and then when he wakes up he discovers that his dog pooped on his bed because it couldn’t go outside.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope that every time Rick Santorum sees delicious-looking pizza, it actually tastes horrible.

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets the bullet power-up just as he’s falling off rainbow road

ihopericksantorum:

sherfox:

omg

it all makes sense now